Yamvolpondod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless bat.

Yamvolpondod created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamvolpondod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamvolpondod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yamvolpondod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yamvolpondod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Yamvolpondod on top of important buildings.