Bonksagflab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful mink.

Bonksagflab created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonksagflab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonksagflab, she will make you grow a tail.

Bonksagflab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bonksagflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always obey Bonksagflab's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the north.