Jonmaphud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, strong wasp.

Jonmaphud created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonmaphud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jonmaphud, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jonmaphud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jonmaphud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Jonmaphud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jonmaphud.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Do not shave your legs.