Poglargnadwipfabboss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented dragonfly.

Poglargnadwipfabboss created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Poglargnadwipfabboss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Poglargnadwipfabboss, he will laugh at you.

Poglargnadwipfabboss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Poglargnadwipfabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Do not take Poglargnadwipfabboss' name in vain.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never look at galaxies.