Megsandtail is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent giraffe.

Megsandtail created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megsandtail, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Megsandtail, it will make you grow a tail.

Megsandtail's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Megsandtail's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Megsandtail.

5. Hide from cyan cats for they are unholy.