Lopboplip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain whale.

Lopboplip created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Lopboplip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lopboplip, it will make you grow a tail.

Lopboplip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Lopboplip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must love Lopboplip.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.