Bestnigdangep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, staggering bat.

Bestnigdangep created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bestnigdangep, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestnigdangep, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bestnigdangep's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bestnigdangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.