Himstikkenhinomtmin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm fly.

Himstikkenhinomtmin created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himstikkenhinomtmin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Himstikkenhinomtmin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Himstikkenhinomtmin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Himstikkenhinomtmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Himstikkenhinomtmin loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never jump near eagles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.