Bonflowlop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty ant.

Bonflowlop created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonflowlop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonflowlop, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bonflowlop's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bonflowlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Erect eight lead sculptures of Bonflowlop on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat beans.