Miggarbad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring dugong.

Miggarbad created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miggarbad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Miggarbad, he will not care.

Miggarbad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Miggarbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Miggarbad.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.