Tafbodbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage seal.

Tafbodbarn created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tafbodbarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tafbodbarn, she will cry a lot.

Tafbodbarn's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tafbodbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tafbodbarn on top of all buildings.

5. Never look at black holes.