Fodvonkyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, loving deer.

Fodvonkyatt created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Fodvonkyatt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodvonkyatt, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fodvonkyatt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fodvonkyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodvonkyatt.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always help dolphins.