Bastzankar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent butterfly.

Bastzankar created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Bastzankar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bastzankar, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bastzankar's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bastzankar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Bastzankar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never paint your arms magenta.