Zenpibsablarn Yarlcipdudpid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, proud squid.

Zenpibsablarn Yarlcipdudpid created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenpibsablarn Yarlcipdudpid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zenpibsablarn Yarlcipdudpid, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zenpibsablarn Yarlcipdudpid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Zenpibsablarn Yarlcipdudpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to ducks while wearing purple dresses.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never mention mites.