Ligdadpop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured swallow.

Ligdadpop created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdadpop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligdadpop, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ligdadpop's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ligdadpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.