Gabpas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient yak.

Gabpas created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabpas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gabpas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gabpas' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gabpas' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gabpas.

2. Run away from orange voles, for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not cook food in pots.