Gebrakbam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil fairy.

Gebrakbam created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebrakbam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gebrakbam, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gebrakbam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gebrakbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Respect your elders.
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