Bugarpyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise fly.

Bugarpyart created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugarpyart, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bugarpyart, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bugarpyart's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bugarpyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shorts.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Worship no other gods but Bugarpyart.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.