Hotdinpas is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional fairy.

Hotdinpas created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdinpas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hotdinpas, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hotdinpas' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hotdinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hotdinpas on top of all buildings.