Gillidlim Catquafrap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical finch.

Gillidlim Catquafrap created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gillidlim Catquafrap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gillidlim Catquafrap, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gillidlim Catquafrap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gillidlim Catquafrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Never paint your feet black.

3. Run away from mauve grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.