Bodgepqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless guinea pig.

Bodgepqueeg created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodgepqueeg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodgepqueeg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bodgepqueeg's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bodgepqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always obey Bodgepqueeg's priests.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bodgepqueeg on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about capybaras.
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