Cemhabwon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, kind crocodile.

Cemhabwon created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Cemhabwon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cemhabwon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cemhabwon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cemhabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Retreat if eight goats approach from the south.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemhabwon.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.