Gancampib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fussy bat.

Gancampib created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gancampib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gancampib, she will turn you into a slug.

Gancampib's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gancampib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Never paint your feet red.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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