Shavildogfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthinking crab.

Shavildogfeb created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavildogfeb, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavildogfeb, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Shavildogfeb's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Shavildogfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.