Xemstiknutt is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sapient meerkat.

Xemstiknutt created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemstiknutt, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xemstiknutt, it will ignore you.

Xemstiknutt's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Xemstiknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xemstiknutt.

5. Put Xemstiknutt first in all things.