Cedfarjon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing dolphin.

Cedfarjon created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedfarjon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedfarjon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cedfarjon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cedfarjon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta voles for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedfarjon.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.