Largdogbapyattfom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome bee.

Largdogbapyattfom created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Largdogbapyattfom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Largdogbapyattfom, it will curse you with boils.

Largdogbapyattfom's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Largdogbapyattfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shave your face.