Cinnaklidlapgatmit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow dryad.

Cinnaklidlapgatmit created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinnaklidlapgatmit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cinnaklidlapgatmit, it will turn you into a plant.

Cinnaklidlapgatmit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cinnaklidlapgatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cinnaklidlapgatmit loves monkeys, so they must be respected.