Fubpinveen is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, amazing newt.
Fubpinveen created an electron nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in Fubpinveen, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in Fubpinveen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Fubpinveen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Fubpinveen's Holy Commandments
1. Never wear blue shirts.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never think ill of sick bats.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.