Legfidkim Voltipcum is a god.

She takes the form of a large, charitable wombat.

Legfidkim Voltipcum created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfidkim Voltipcum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Legfidkim Voltipcum, she will throw large rocks at you.

Legfidkim Voltipcum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Legfidkim Voltipcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.