Nullyokstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking hippopotamus.

Nullyokstip created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullyokstip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nullyokstip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nullyokstip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nullyokstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.