Tapvigveen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak wolf.

Tapvigveen created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapvigveen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tapvigveen, he will not care at all.

Tapvigveen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tapvigveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Tapvigveen loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Run away from purple geese, for they are unholy.