Pindisstan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless dove.

Pindisstan created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pindisstan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pindisstan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pindisstan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pindisstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must pray to Pindisstan four times a day.

4. Never feed bananas to monkeys while wearing green boots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.