Ratmisnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ratmisnurl created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratmisnurl, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ratmisnurl, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ratmisnurl's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ratmisnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratmisnurl.

5. Do not make images of living things.