Biffatfot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced duck.

Biffatfot created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biffatfot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Biffatfot, he will strike you with lightening.

Biffatfot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Biffatfot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Erect four copper sculptures of Biffatfot on top of important buildings.