Ruttgovpan Venmabflag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful dog.

Ruttgovpan Venmabflag created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgovpan Venmabflag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttgovpan Venmabflag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Ruttgovpan Venmabflag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ruttgovpan Venmabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three doves approach from the north.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from green shrews for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.