Jipcub is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, loving turtle.

Jipcub created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Jipcub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jipcub, it will be very sad.

Jipcub's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jipcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipcub.

5. Respect your elders.