Pangzudgat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow wyvern.

Pangzudgat created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangzudgat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pangzudgat, she will curse you with boils.

Pangzudgat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pangzudgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Run away if three snails approach from the east.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.