Limnuttag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, quiet dragon.

Limnuttag created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limnuttag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Limnuttag, he will turn you into a rock.

Limnuttag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Limnuttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Limnuttag must be the most important thing in your life.