Karspaglim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced elephant.

Karspaglim created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Karspaglim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Karspaglim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Karspaglim's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Karspaglim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never go into blue rooms.