Wadyartrut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty parrot.

Wadyartrut created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadyartrut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadyartrut, he will not invite you to parties.

Wadyartrut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wadyartrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.