Dobmapman is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking parrot.

Dobmapman created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobmapman, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dobmapman, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dobmapman's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dobmapman's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Worship no other gods but Dobmapman.