Benflandum Madsandgut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful goat.

Benflandum Madsandgut created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benflandum Madsandgut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Benflandum Madsandgut, he will destroy your favourite star.

Benflandum Madsandgut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Benflandum Madsandgut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.