Dabtalrawponmindagyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, flying wolf.

Dabtalrawponmindagyar created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabtalrawponmindagyar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dabtalrawponmindagyar, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dabtalrawponmindagyar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dabtalrawponmindagyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.