Cipdambed is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witty whale.

Cipdambed created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdambed, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cipdambed, it will turn you into a tree.

Cipdambed's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cipdambed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look in ponds.