Cimveddagsastanvon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous fish.

Cimveddagsastanvon created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Cimveddagsastanvon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cimveddagsastanvon, he will strike you with lightening.

Cimveddagsastanvon's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cimveddagsastanvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.