Stikmangup is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil parrot.

Stikmangup created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Stikmangup, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stikmangup, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stikmangup's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Stikmangup's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of mice.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.