Jatnilltam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing chicken.

Jatnilltam created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatnilltam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jatnilltam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Jatnilltam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jatnilltam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray immersed in water.