Goncadyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic bee.

Goncadyog created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goncadyog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Goncadyog, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Goncadyog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Goncadyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away if seven pigs approach from the north.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.