Vilbuthak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating chinchilla.

Vilbuthak created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vilbuthak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vilbuthak, she will turn you into a slug.

Vilbuthak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vilbuthak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.